- A man: I want happiness.
- Buddha: First remove "I," that's ego, then remove "want," that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
England, as portrayed by Japanese textbooks.
can we just appreciate emma’s transformation
season 1:
season 9:
don’t forget liberty
ok nevermind
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Flameo hotman: I don't tip waitresses, waiters, or people that deliver/bring my food.
Because that’s their job and they’re already getting paid to do that. I don’t tip the cashier for ringing up my food, I don’t tip the bag boy for bagging up my groceries, I don’t tip the door for…
I’m a waiter and I have to declare tips for tax purposes. At the restaurant I work at, we have to report 10% of what we sold, it doesn’t matter if we didn’t make that amount, because the IRS automatically adds that to our wages.
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one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
lana is such a disney princess! (i think that’s why i can’t stop drawing her!)
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